If you were a.......... ball, I would have.............

This is not an act of violence. Sometimes some people just annoy me and aggravate my anger, at that very moment I feel like doing this. 


If you were a football ball, I would have kicked it and send it to the opponent's hand.
If you were a tennis ball, I would have hit it at 100mph with tennis racket.
If you were a table tennis ball, I would have passed to opponent's side 100 times.
If you were a squash ball. I would have thrown it to wall 1000 of times.
If you were a billiard ball, I would have hit it with wooden stick and pushed it to hole.
If you were a basket ball, I would have bang it on the floor 10000 of times.
If you were a volley ball, I would have punched it sky everytime it wants to come and touch me.
If you were a golf ball, I would have swing it in air with the metal stick and trash you in pond.
If you were a hockey ball, I would have thrown you to many people's hand.
If you were a marble ball, I would have put you in my index finger and thrown you to roads.
I f you were a cricket ball, I would have hit you with the bat and score 4's and 6's.
If you were a base ball,I would have hit the score and run like hell.
If you were a bowling ball,I would have thrown you as hard as I can and put you to gutter.
If you were a dodge ball, I would have then not bothered cause you already dodgy.