A practical joke

I don't mean to offend anybody here. It is purely what was the situation was like and just happen to be like that.

One day I was trying to call my home in Kathmandu, Nepal. We normally use international calling card of value £5. I tried couple of times and it still wasn't connecting. The money value in the card was deducted every time it goes to that weird voicemail and I hear that lady's voice. It normally happens at times. But that day I was desperate to speak with mom. I tried and tried and got frustrated for no connection. My friend was by my side. Out of nowhere I said to her,' I'm so fade up listening to this woman's voice everytime I call.' She says,'Tapaile samparka garnu bhayeko number byasta cha, kripaya punah prayash garnu hola'(The number you're trying is busy, please try again later.). Yeah something like this. What if this call centres could have been in Bhaktapur, how would they have recorded the voicemail. My friend started laughing cause she is also Newar.I said,'Tapaile samparka garera lyayeko number byasta bhyera lyayeko cha, kripaya punah prayash garera lyau'. We forgot all the frustration and started laughing. Then she said, you only make fun of my people; what if the call centre would have been in your region. She went on,'Oh sunana ho, Tapaile samparka gareko number chahi lastai jhur rahecha, som byasta cha bhancha, testaile ni hou punah prayash gara hai ta som'. Oh my god we laughed like crazy people. I even forgot that I was trying to speak to my mom. Then we went on, what if the call centre would have been in Madesh region. probably like, Nepali in Maithali accent,' Ta Tapaile samparka garnu bhayeko numberrr byasta bhaye haleko cha, ta kripaya punah prayash gari halnus ta'. Then we went on to Sherpa region. It might have been like,'Ahh Taile samparka gareko number chahi,,aachhyyyaa,, byasta chaaaaaaa, taile kripaya punah prayash garr hai'. Thing just went on and on. Now we were in international level. A black guy with heavy rap accent could have said,' Damn nigga, the numba ya tryin' ya, it ain't connecting. it kinda busy, ya betta try ya luck next time. Safe'. Anybody with Carribean accent, no offense but everytime they speak I feel like they're about to sing. It goes,'The nuumberrrr you are tryiiing to connect is busy, couuuld you pleeeease trrrry agaaiin laterrr'. Again we came back to Nepal. What if the call center would have been in typical village of Aryan people. Might have been like,'Tapaile samparka garya (speaking through nose) number byasta bha cha, kripaya bharey punah prayash gares'.

That's it, I can't write anymore to offend anybody. From that day onwards every time I hear that voice I remember that moment when I said those lines. Makes me laugh even now when I'm writing.

I still have to hear her voice in that recorded message, I wonder who she could be.

I don't like practical joke which affects people, but this was the one I couldn't stop thinking. :)